I saw this on Nairaland today and got me cracking. So, I decided to share with you….. Enjoy!!
Dear MTN, my dear MTN, Dearest MTN, my Dearest MTN… no matter how you p people rephrase this text and send it to me, I would not fall victim to your business tricks.
Initially it was “few steps away from receiving your N2,000,000 reward”…. I kept quiet…
then i checked my balance and saw “you would not receive your N2,000,000 reward if you dont text “yes to 7070″….I still kept quiet….
Then i recharged and i saw “reward your self right now, text yes to 7070 and you could win N2,000,000″…. i still kept quiet….
Then i got a text and viewed it. What i saw is “does your number end with 7395? please send OK to 7070! *******7395has been rewarded with access to MTN’s N2,000,000 draw today! subscribe for 100/day”….i still kept quiet…
Then i saw an alert again!!… “are you divinewisdom? yello, you just won MTN’s N2,000,000 draw. Text OK to 7070 to claim it, 100/day” (money wey i don win i go still text 100/day to claim am abii?)….ok o, istill kept quiet….
Then just now i received a call and guess who called me? 7070… abeg wetin them wan tell me wey them never send for text? who knows what the next format will
Pals please judge me and MTN. ooo. I dey my own o…dem wan force N2,000,000 enter my hand, N2,000,000 na by. force? … #Argghhh!
MTN I no want abeg!